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disney\ channel
1. (disney Channel) (2112↑, 260↓)
A channel that always has shows with lame, repetetive plots, and will make a show or a movie every time they think of an amusing pun or any random theme (i.e. a kid who plays baseball and cooks.) Although the target audience is 9 year old girls and fruity boys of their early teens/preteens, they will not heisitate to make movies like "High School Musical" (by the way, if they wanted to make a realistic high school movie, it wouldn't be on Disney Channel, it would be on comedy central at 10:00 at night.) Every frikin month they make a new movie and use the same actors (or better yet actresses) over and over and end up turning them into crappy, anerexic pop performers with no skill who end up lasting for little over a year. Unfortunately you can tell it will be around for a LONG time since their so rich they dont even need to show commercials that dont advertise their own things

Disney Channel writer: ever notice how if you spell "suite" it sounds like "sweet" Other Disney Channel writer: OMFG\!\!\!\! LETS MAKE A SHOW ABOUT IT\!\!\! I wouldn't care about Disney Channel, if it werent for my little sisters watching it all the fucking time

Author: Smart, Sane, Super great http://disney-channel.urbanup.com/1666801
2. (Disney Channel) (1193↑, 149↓)
WTF happened?? [Disney] was supposed to be all about the classic cartoons, but now it's about... [Preppy] sluts and horrible [pop music]\! What the hell??? I wouldn't give a crap about this channel, but my sister watches it all the time and idolizes any star that appears on the screen, including some such as [Hillary Duff], [Lindsay Lohan], [Raven Symone], [Christy Carlson Romano], and lots of other preps whose pathetic excuses for "music" are no better than the shows they star in. Disney is well known for using and reusing the same actors every time in new movies they come up with, which they do so almost every two months or so. This is called [Disney Channel Star Syndrome], and the worst part is that at least one of the actors/actresses will sing the theme song for the movie, which is always gonna be another horrible pop song that no sane teenager in their right mind would want to hear for more than one second. So, to sum it up, aside from the shows and movied aired on it, Disney Channel is the world's largest promoter of preppy pop music that's just annoying the hell out of me. Since when was being a prep cool anyway?

Oh look, Disney Channel is making a new movie, and Hillary Duff's in it\! Such a nice idea to use this actress after they've used her in at least 10 other shows. And look, she's gonna be singing the theme song, and it's a terrible pop song\! COVER YOUR EARS\!\!\!

3. (disney channel) (725↑, 123↓)
Maybe the most crappy channel on. Likes to stereotype and use laughtracks at 15 second intervals. Spawn legions of 10 year old girls and the occasional middle school guy to quote it and make them sound like bigger dumbasses. Are big on lipsyching and showing commercials... for their own shows. Is proven to kill more braincells than sniffing glue, doing pot, and jumping off a bridge all at once repeatedly. Also has terrible acting and tries to make shows about people 5 years older than the target audience (ie, Hannah Montana, Phil of the Future, Thats So Raven, which are all about high schoolers).

If you die and don't believe in God, you go to Disney Channel studios.

4. (disney channel) (568↑, 176↓)
The worst channel on Television. They're always showing stupid sluts perform their shitty songs. [Hannah Montana] is one of them. The channel shows gay shows like Lilo and Stitch, That's So Raven\!, Lizzie Mcguire, and wannabe japanese anime.

That's so Raven on the Disney channel should be called That's So Fucking Gay.

5. (disney Channel) (522↑, 153↓)
Shows only retards and gays watch

disney channel is sooooooooooo lame... "kids just like you" yeah right,how many kids out there: 1. Live in a 5 star hotel 2. Are physic 3. Get to live in the white house' 4. are from the year 2121 5. some country singer, that hid the truth from her friends i know there are tons more, but i hate them. they can't even show ads that dont show their lame ass shows. The fact everyone is happy is quite disturbing.. ALSO their shows have NO PLOT or their production codes are fucked up. Take Lizzie Mc Gurie, The show begain over a lame IM rumor, then it ended on some dumb kiddie show .. see a "show" needs a plot, so meaning the show will begain with a introduction, and the end can be with changes in the family, a guy starting to date a girl or something... NOT some lame ass ramdom plot. and WTF is worng with "oh my god" its not like your saying gods name in vain disney channel NEEDS to change their ways.... BIG TIME

6. (disney channel) (406↑, 53↓)
A great channel BEFORE IT GOT CONTAMINATED AND DESTROYED BY THE NEW STUPID TV SHOWS ETC: Thats So Raven, Hannah Montana, Cory In The House.... WTF\!\!\! Disney is suppose to be about quality animated movies and shows in the good old days, Now they are getting greedy and just making bullshitty movies to earn money. The actors and actresses pretend to like their fans when in fact they don't give a shit and want to make $$$$$$$$. They dont show a single non disney commercial, wth is up with that you cant be that greedy..... Person 1: I use to love Disney when I was a kid but now it just sucks with all the "actors and actresses" who have no skill. Person 2: What about ZAC EFRON\!\!\!\! Person 1: Are you shitting me???? Message: Don't watch disney, its not really worth your time, your better off hanging off with real friends and doing realistic things rather than thinking about other peoples impossible lives(etc living in the white house, being a pop star yet a student.... Come on that's not possible seriously...)

Disney channel sucks now don't waste your time. period end of discussion

7. (disney channel) (377↑, 70↓)
this channel is probably the worst channel ever to be brodcasted. At first the shows were about the cartoons they made but now it totally suck ass. The shows are stupid, but the plots and puns are stupider. This effin retarted channel turns young girls into mindless retards and boys into little fruit cups. They have horrible actors that they use in every single series or movies. If you ever have to watch this show, the universe will collapse into itself and all of humanity will succumb to a horrible death\! (The only reason we hate this channel is because our sisters watch it all the time\!)

Boy 1: Did you ever notice that all the unanimated disney channel movies go right to DVD? Boy 2: Thats because they suck\! Boy 3 (fruit cup): no they don't\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Boy 1: ummmm yeah they do.

8. (disney channel) (265↑, 24↓)
It is meant for 6 - 9 year olds, when your 14 and still think that High school is going to be like [High school musical] your going to have problems.

Disney channel watcher in highschool: Where's Zach Efron? Why isn't anybody singing? Where's the dancing?

9. (disney Channel) (330↑, 118↓)
Fox with less cussing.

Person 1: I'm tired of Fox and its cancled shows\! Person 2:What about Disney Channel? Person 1: Same differnce....

10. (Disney Channel) (203↑, 17↓)
Just another cable channel that went from good to lowest common denominator.

If the cable company keeps putting on crap like the Disney Channel they will have to start paying me to subscribe.

11. (Disney Channel) (160↑, 14↓)
The reason Disney sucks today. Disney channel has produced many stupid shows such as : JONAS, Hannah-Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody, That's So Raven, and stupid movies such as the High Shool Musical series. If Walt Disney were still alive, Disney would be great but they dropped all the awesome cartoons for this new garbage. All of the Disney Channel's shows have people laughing in them when they're not even funny\! The channel appeals to children around the ages of 5-13.

Man 1: Do you like the Disney Channel? Man 2: No\! Its sucks\!\!

12. (Disney Channel) (154↑, 21↓)
Once an uplifting lexicon which was okay to watch every once in a while. Today, it's a preppy tenny bopper channel consisting of actors spawned in a genetics lab. Everything on Disney Chennel is overrated, such notable shows and actors include: A show about a hefty psychic played by [Raven Symone]. A show about living in a hotel with [Ashley Tisdale] as a receptionist. As a matter of fact. The scientists modded her to 23 years old because she was given "sensitive" traits. A show about kids who think they are Harry Potter, such as [Selena Gomez]. The [Jonas Brothers], the most overrated band in history who make cameo appearances in all of Disney's modern day shows, and even had a TV Movie with [Demi Lovato], which was awful. What kind of name is "Demi" anyway? A bratty Disney Couple who also got their own documentaries. [Vanessa Hudgens], can be summed up as a Filipino Paris Hilton who dresses sluttier. And Zac Enron-- I mean [Zac Efron], who is clearly an idiot. And the brattiest of all, [Miley Cyrus] who stars in a show about a country hick who is secretly a pop diva, that has sold out in concerts and marketing ploys. All shows are unreal, with actors that are unreal who all can't sing. Infact the only real word they know is "gimme". A big shame comes from the American people who actually believe that they are perfect when clearly they are not even living humans.

Disney Channel Actors: Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme\! Normal peroson: No. Disney Channel Actors: Waaaaaaaaahh\! Ahhhhhhhh\!

13. (Disney Channel) (105↑, 6↓)
The worst television channel in the world. Here is how to Disney writers make a new television show: 1. instead of using your creativity use the simple plot line: Teenager(yes teenager) looks normal but has a secret : She is actually a (insert profession, mythical creature, or other thing). 2. Put some humorless, cheesy jokes into the script. Don't worry about them being funny, just add the background laughing 3. Cast the most prettiest, skinniest girl you can find. Acting talent not required because all they need to do is act funny. Singing talent can be needed, but more than likely you should just edit their voice 4. Shoot the show, but don't worry about reshooting. Plus: just make cardboard sets rather than actually spend money going to a place 5. ADVERTISE ADVERTISE ADVERTISE\! One major thing to do is make the audience think that the main characteris like everybody else, but she isn't 6. Then make as much products as you can. Pencils, dolls(a must), bed-sheets, anything you can get your hands on. If your show gets a lot of viewers then you can make movies(should do a musical because Musicals are easy to write and easy to market) 7. Repeat cycle for next show

*On the next episode of Lucy and the Country rednecks on Disney channel* Disney actress: Oh my jizzle, Todd has a pig. No wonder he was all hoggish Studio audience: Hahahahhahahahahahhawhahahhahahahahh Teen viewer: Why the hell was funny?

14. (Disney Channel) (118↑, 19↓)
tv shows that promote kids to live with hidden agendas. IE: That's So Raven: Psychic - doesn't tell anyone Phil of the Future: From the future - doesn't tell anyone Hannah Montana: Rockstar - doesn't tell anyone Wizards of Waverly Place - Wizards - don't tell anyone Jonas Brothers (new show: gay) - rumored to be spies - don't tell anyone, and say they're a rockband instead American Dragon - yeah, whatever, same deal as all the others Kim Possible - blahblahblah I rest my case. Even Stevens for life, though.

Shirley: My daughter turns into a street walker at night. Cindy: It's that fuckin' Disney Channel bullshit.

15. (Disney Channel) (105↑, 14↓)
Possibly the worst thing ever to happen to humanity. The whole channel is devoted to preppy, chipper teens who compel you to rake out your hair and/or throw yourself over a cliff. The majority of these young 'stars' end up as drug addicts e.g. Lindsay Lohan. She started off as a super cute bubblegum blowing tween - look where she is now. The programs themselves are equally, if not more, annoying. They may be set in different places, but the plot and characters are all the same. They basically consist of a teenage girl, who is supposed to go to a 'normal' high school (it's so normal that all the teens in this school are perfect little angles who respect one another and never swear) who do nothing but hang around their lockers all day shouting "Totally Awesome\!" in screeching voices, and at the end they learn a lesson about how important friends are. This is not only patronizing but builds up false hope for eleven-year-old girls, who believe that when they go to high school it will all be a song and dance and the greatest trouble they will have is forgetting homework. These girls will become pregnant because they have not been forewarned.

Girl 1: "Omigod, I'm pregnant\!" Girl 2: "I told you that it wasn't like the disney channel in real life. You expected it to be like a sunny musical number, but because nobody told you high school isn't like that, you don't know any better."

16. (Disney Channel) (94↑, 13↓)
A Channel that used to be a good network for Disney cartoons like Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, The Proud Family, Dave the Barbarian, Buzz on Maggie, The Emperor's New School, American Drangon Jake Long and Lilo and Stitch. But Now it's Channel full of reality sitcom crap like Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, Sonny with a Chance, Suite Life and Cory in the House. The only good and animated show that comes on at an appropriate time on Disney is Phineas and Ferb. I'm not going to lie. It's an awesome show and it's funny and cute. Disney Channel used to have so many cartoons for me and my kid cousins to watch together, but now those moronic executives think stuff like singing brats like Hannah and Jonas and Constant laugh tracks will be good. It's not. I just wish it would show just go back into a toon network for sweet kids so it can be worth watching again. They don't need Playhouse Disney. It's for babies.

Disney Channel news to get rid of all the reality sitcom crap and put the cartoons back. They can keep Phineas and Ferb.

17. (Disney Channel) (86↑, 19↓)
The crappiest channel out there. Was supposed to be about classic Disney cartoons but instead started making all these crappy shows about teenagers with some retarded plot and slapping the Disney label on them so parents will let their kids watch. And of course the only kids that watch that shit are eleven-year-old girls who try to act like they're sixteen. Of course all the characters on every single one of their shows is a teenager, just so 11-year-olds everywhere can watch and say, "I watch Lizzie McGuire and Hannah Montana and That's So Raven on the Disney Channel, so that makes me grown-up\!" Every show on that channel is geared towards eleven-and-under-year-old kids but try to make it look like they're geared towards older kids. Let me also say that the actors and actresses CANNOT ACT, yet they are possibly the biggest stars in Hollywood right now. Why, you might ask? Because of the gullible eleven-year-old girls who tune in every night to watch because it makes them feel older.

"On an all-new Hannah Montana, Miley's dad gives her a brand-new credit card\! But OF COURSE she goes overboard shopping\! What's a tween to do?\!" "Dude, if I have to hear my little sister sing that Hannah Montana shit one more time, I swear I'm gonna BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT\!\!\!" "Disney Channel Writer \#1: "You know, I feel like even though we've already got Lizzie McGuire, Phil of the Future, the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Kim Possible, and That's So Raven, we STILL don't have enough teen shows\!\!" Disney Channel Writer \#2: "I KNOW\! Let's make a TV show about a tween (excuse me, teen) who is a regular girl during the day but--bear with me on this--is a POP STAR AT NIGHT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!" Disney Channel Writer \#1: "OH MY GOD\! I'm really glad you remembered our rule--EVERY central character on EVERY Disney Channel show HAS to be a teenage girl\! I'm so proud of you for remembering\! This is such a great idea\!"

Author: disneychannelhater;disneyluver http://disney-channel.urbanup.com/4179145
18. (Disney Channel) (72↑, 7↓)
An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.

Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.

19. (Disney Channel) (92↑, 27↓)
The only thing on TV in Hell, mostly reruns with no good humor and it brainwashes little kids so that they have the same crappy sense of humor as the show. They use laughmachines to make kids think something is funny thus developing the bad sense of humor. Also is very effective at killing braincells. A long time ago it played good shows (chip n' dale rescue rangers, Tale spin, duck tales, and old Disney cartoons) but apparently Satan possed whoever runs Disney Channel and decided to attempt to ruin TV and music. All stars that are on this channel think they can sing for some reason, such as Hilary Duff, the fat black kid from Cory in the house, Christy Carlson ramaro, Salena Gomez, Hannah Montana, and last and worst the Jonas Brothers Furthermore, one of the most awful things to be ever called a movie, High School Musical is the sinful spawn of this channel. Had the disastrous result of launching Zac effron and Vanessa Hudgens (add both to list of crappy singers) to fame This Channel tries to hide it but it has launched the careers of basic whores such as Britney Spears and the porn star known as Vanessa Hudgens (she sent naked pictures of herself to Drake Bell and Disney slapped her on the wrist) The only thing kids from 7-14 (esp girls) watch and would probably do anything the channel tells them to do

Satan: Disney Channel is working marveoulously in destroying music and the sense of humor, soon the world population of young children will be mine\! Smart person: Do not watch Disney channel it will fuck you up if you are to young to see how terrible and evil it is Little Kid: I love Disney Channel\!\! HA HA HA HA, YEAH ME \!\!\!\!\! that is so FUNNY\! Person: What is that crap on the radio Person 2: its those damn disney channel stars that think they can sing

20. (Disney Channel) (67↑, 17↓)
A television channel set up to financially take advantage of the obsessive nature of pre-teen girls.

1. The outrageous price of Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers and High School Musical concert tickets. 2. The all too ample merchandise sold with Disney Channel stars' faces on them.

21. (Disney Channel) (62↑, 14↓)
A channel with repetitive and corny shows with bad acting that is strangely addicting to those who grew up watching it.

Benoit knows Disney Channel is lame and stupid, but cannot help watching it when nothing else is on tv.

22. (Disney Channel) (59↑, 12↓)
A very effective method of brainwashing future generations of kids worldwide. A channel that plays shows and movies that are highly addictive to children and impressionable people. Young children grow up watching it and their parents allow them to, because disney for them is all about the movies they grew up with, and the ideology of family oriented products Disney is associated with, or, theyr just [absent parents] that dont really give a fuck what theyr kids are watching as long as they dont have to do any or minimal parenting, like my lazy ass mom... I have young siblings who are glued to the Disney channel 24/7, and I have observed some of the shows with them. I noticed a lot of themes thrown in lyrics, quotes, situations and things of that nature while watching like: - it's ok to make mistakes( this one is thrown in A LOT, especially in Hannah Montana). - Talking trash back to your parents is OK (again, hannah montana). - Rules are ok to break (My Sis & bro love hannah montana, so I mainly see these themes in this show). - The characters DO have double secret lives, promoting it to the kids. - All the boys are really gay and feminine(makes ur kids gay). - All the girls hook up with dudes, you know where kissing leads to in real life( teen pregnancy hello\!) It basically turns your daughter into a slut and ur son into a homo, all the while disney makes money off of you, and ruining the quality of your kids life. If you don't believe its brainwashing, then give a kid who watches it $20 bucks and walk by them somewhere they sell Disney(hannah montana, jonas, etc.) merchandise and see if they buy it or not. And if they show any symptoms of the themes mentioned above.

the Disney channel made my sister a mindless airhead and my brother a boy lovin' homo...FML\!

23. (Disney channel) (66↑, 19↓)
The WORST channel on tv.People who likes that channel are often 8-15 years old and is very annoying.Hannah Montana is the worst show on disney channel.

Annoyingdisneyfan1:OMG did u see that new episode of zack and cody on disney channel? Annoyingdisneyfan2:Yeah it waz so funny\!\!\!1\!\!\! boy:You people should watch real stuff on tv.

24. (Disney channel) (73↑, 30↓)
The WORST channel on tv.They use the same plot over and over again and use the same actors and actresses in every show/movie.People who "likes"the programming on this channel that shall remain unnamed,are usually girls and are 7-15 years old.

AnnoyingDisneyfan1:OMG DId U SeE tHat nEW episode of ZaCk aNd CODY On DiSnEy ChAnNel? Annoyingdisneyfan2:YeAh It WaS SO FuNnY\!\!\!\!\! me:Watch real stuff on tv.

25. (Disney Channel) (44↑, 6↓)
a factory that takes regular children and turns them into everything you dont want your child to be. some of their creations [miley cyrus] [jonas brothes] [britney spears] [zac effron] [vannesa hutchens]

disney channel = drug addicts, pole dancers, whores, sex addicts, rapists, child molestors, hookers, dick suckers, pimps, sluts, hoe bags

26. (Disney Channel) (45↑, 7↓)
A channel that you can't get rid of.

Disney channel is on my basic cable package and all it shows Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers. I'd might as well disconnect my cable *disconnects cables*...OMG, Hannah Montana is on So You Think You Can Dance\!\!\!

27. (Disney Channel) (144↑, 106↓)
The gayest TV channel ever. No one should watch it. Guess what? I watch [MTV]. You should try it too\!

My input on some of the shows: [The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody]: [Dylan and Cole Sprouse] are the gayest boys ever. And their show is dumb. It is not funny. It is sad and retarted. [Hannah Montana]: HOLY CRAP\! I HATE IT\! I ALSO HATE MILEY CYRUS\! [That's So Raven]: Sad....very...sad. Gay...very...GAY\! I am sure that there are more, I just didn't feel like continuing the list. Well, now you know why Disney Channel is gay.

28. (Disney Channel) (42↑, 6↓)
A tv channel that is supposed to be about kids "just like us". Ok.....so they want us to be secret pop stars, who sing songs about how its ok to make mistakes. sure. thats a load of crap. They also want us to have names that rhyme with states. i.e. Hannah Montana (also can be mis-spelled "bitch", it's a common mistake)

Girl \#1: Hey\! I'm gonna change my name to Fucky Kuntucky\! Girl \#2: WTF?\! Why? Girl \#1: 'Cause Hannah Montana on disney channel did it\! Girl \#2: You are a turd. Girl \#1 (singing badly): Everybody makes mistakes\! Everybody has those day\! You know, what I'm talkin bout, everybody gets that way\! YEEEEEHHHHAAAWWWW\!\!\!\!\!

29. (Disney Channel) (42↑, 6↓)
When you don't care about talent anymore. Due to one of Urban Dictionary's rules, I have to post information about Disney Channel. Alright. For a proper definition of Disney Channel, see [super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK\!\!\!\!]

[super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK\!\!\!\!] is what Disney Channel is. Seriously.

30. (Disney Channel) (43↑, 8↓)
Disney Channel is a name for the worst possible excuse for a channel. This so called "channel" displays fake untalented actors that are older than the target audience but act just as immature. Many shows "the suite life" are no more than puns. Disney Channel features many musicians that can't sing and somehow gained attention from idiots watching the child-propaganda channel. Back in the past, the channel used to be better with actual cartoons and clever shows, but has gone downhill not unlike Nick and Cartoon Network, but unlike those two, this has been proven to be unwatchable and unfunny. It is surprising how a company that has made classics such as Toy Story is reduced to this garbage. Even worse is the fact that Disney owns Marvel. Hopefully they won't ruin that.

A intelligent person is watching a good TV show on a network (ex. Discovery, mythbusters) and his/her little sister or cousin shows up and their parent tells them to let her watch the TV. The sister/cousin starts switching through the channels and ends up on Disney Channel. Then the intelligent person does the right thing by throwing an axe at the TV screen and smashing the cable box to pieces.

31. (disney Channel) (41↑, 7↓)
A channel found on most cable and satellite TV packages.. It used to be a channel that had family-oriented, genuinely enjoyable TV shows, but now it's just a hugely regrettable mistake..

"Dude, please change the channel. This show is like something you'd find on the Disney Channel."

32. (Disney Channel) (41↑, 9↓)
A good channel that all of a sudden became all about slutty singers and gay actors like [Miley Cyrus], [Demi Levato], [Selena Gomez], and the gayest one of all:[Joe Jonas]. Disney Channel's bad streak began with the addition of [Hannah Montana]'s second season, and has since then gone down hill, until 2007 when Disney Channel announced [Phineas and Ferb], the only show, until [Good Luck, Charlie] that was actually watchable. Disney Channel appeals to 9 year olds, [lesbians], and [dumbasses] Disney Channel's rule may never end.... NEVER\! See also: [fail], [whores], and [Nickelodeon]

Ex1: Duchebag: OMG\! I love that slutty [Miley Cyrus] on her soon to be ending show [Hannah Montana]\! Dumbfuck: You watch that? I watch [Wizards Of Waverly Place], starring the ultra slutty [Selena Gomez] Some [Jonas] Obsessed Chick: I WATCH JONAS\! HOW ABOUT YOU? I WANNA FUCK [NICK JONAS], [JOE JONAS] AND [KEVIN JONAS] DURING A [FOURSOME]\!\!\! LOLOLOL Dumbfuck and Duchebag: Make that a [Sixsome] Ex 2: Person 1: I miss [Lizzie McGuire], [Kim Possible], and [So Weird]. Person 2: I hate the new Disney Channel, it's full of [Sluts] now\! Ex 3: Person 1: OMG\! I LOVE [Phineas and Ferb]\!\!\! It Rocks\! Person 2: Eww, it'll be lame soon (20 minutes l8r) Person 2: OMGZ\! That's [bomb] show\! Person 1: Told ya\! The only one Disney got right\!

33. (disney channel) (30↑, 3↓)
A channel that only broadcasts one animated show. Phineas and Ferb. gay, right?

Whatever happened to Mickey and Goofy and donald and Minny and the other original characters of Disney. now all disney channel has are Faggits who dress like faggits and bitches who dress like hos. The only thing thats left of Mickey Mouse is the logo,but they'll probably get rid of that and replace it with a boner brother.

34. (Disney Channel) (29↑, 4↓)
Where Wanna-be Whores are created. And Gay Guys Who Can't Come Out of The Closet.

Girl 1:Hey what happen to Lindsey, Hillary, Brittany Spears, Vanessa, and Raven from Disney Channel. Girl2: They became Wanna-be Whores.... Except for Raven, she is a Druggy Whore.

35. (Disney Channel) (29↑, 6↓)
That shit spewing out of your television

What kind of obnoxious television is this? Its the Disney Channel. All I see is a bunch of kids yelling about fruit juice..

36. (Disney Channel) (28↑, 5↓)
A vaccuum, Consummer of child actors and actresses that may or may not have had a future; Creater of shows that are less and less interesting.

Did you like that new Disney Channel show yesterday? Nope.

37. (Disney Channel) (27↑, 6↓)
Something middle aged guys can whack off to instead of porn

I watched the Disney Channel...and then steam cleaned the sofa.

38. (Disney Channel) (38↑, 17↓)
1. A TV channel that instantly gives you a disease upon watching it. 2. A TV channel that destroys your body in half the time that cigarettes do. 3. A TV channel that needs to take the stick out of its ass and make some realistic, non Christian oriented programming 4. A TV channel that produces some of the most messed up "celebrities." 5. A TV channel that only braindead idiots watch.

idiot: I just got syphilis\!\! intelligent person: were you watching Disney Channel? intelligent person: oh my god, did u see that? idiot: u can't say god\! thats disrespectful\! intelligent person: do u watch disney channel? idiot: i think miley cyrus is the coolest\! intelligent person: is ur definition of "cool" a disease ridden whoreslutbitch who cant sing worth shit and is anorexic?

39. (Disney Channel) (21↑, 5↓)
A channel with very low-budget, unfunny shows that are somehow popular. All the special effects in Disney Channel are terrible, the sets are so fake you can see the glue holding it together, and the lighting is about as good as it is on Saturday Night Live. Most shows have one main character, and that one character sings the theme song, and is female 99.9% of the time. When one of the actors/actresses is out doing some other movie, they try to cover it as cheaply as possible. For example, on Wizards of Waverly Place, when Jennifer Stone was filming Harriet the Spy, they said that her character was on an extended vacation to the Bahamas or something. The jokes are lame and overused, and have laugh tracks following them that void whatever faint trace of humor there was to begin with. Most of the characters are high school age, and yet never curse, say perverted things, or even do anything that would be almost inappropriate for a six-year-old. Which is kind of pointless, because in today, an average child ten and under has seen like at least 10 R rated movies, so they've already seen that stuff and it wouldn't hurt to see it again. Yet, despite all these flaws, Disney Channel shows are extremely addictive to watch and you'll find yourself TiVo-ing every last one, and eagerly awaiting the time each week when a new episode comes out.

"Suite Life is, like, my favorite show. I blame brainwash" "The Disney Channel is soooo lame. But I can't stop watching it..."

40. (disney channel) (14↑, 3↓)
Don't watch it\! It's like watching the video from The Ring. Plus, it hypnotizes you.

I was passing by my little sister while she was watching t.v. and was hypnotized into watching Disney Channel.

41. (Disney Channel) (20↑, 9↓)
A channel for kids that consists of talentless actors and actresses making bad jokes and bursting into song, all while learning some sort of valuable lesson. Everyone watches it at some point, but nobody admits it.

The people who write definitions on Urban Dictionary for "Disney Channel" obviously watch it, they just don't want to admit it.

Author: somepersonsomewhere http://disney-channel.urbanup.com/5032162
42. (disney channel) (4↑, 1↓)
an amazing channel. that is until it got greedy things to its utterly boring theme parks. once playing cartoons like Dave The Barbarian now plays shows like Hannah Montana. the fucking stupid pop music bullshit makes me wanna be death. and when it came to my town of OKC the ticket to it was like 700 bucks, wtf thats bullshit i could get an Eminem concert ticket for like 60, that was one of the many exp. of disneys greedy ass. one day i was laughing at the cartoons the next a stupid zitcom about a slutty tween(sorry teen) being a pop star but yet no talent. when the laugh track came on i was like wtf that wasnt funny. And the worst movie created every thats not even realistic came in known as High School Musical i heard nothing but those stupid songs for days(thanks alot u fat chicks who watched that shit, oh and u do sound like them cause they sound like shit) this musical created a chance for disney channel to make MORE products making their power over everything even more and grew greedier. this could destroy mankind Walt Disney would be so ashamed of the ones running disney now. how is pot not legal when this show kills more brain cells, futures, sense of humor, tv as we know it

your watching tv and whats on is south park You-man this shows so funny your little sibling walks in after getting promission to watch \{disney channel] and turns it sibling- yeah i love Hannah Montana You- oh hell no you start walking out the front door with a shotgun and a wallet full of money Mom- what the hell are you doing You- going to Orlando and killing those sons of bitches

43. (Disney Channel) (34↑, 170↓)
A channel that begins the acting careers of teens trying to make it in the business. Some might think it is "gay" but it is a good channel for upcoming stars. It helps keep them grounded, and I believe that it is a good place to begin a career. The shows are unrealistic - but what's your point? If you want reality - stop wasting your time watching TV. Television is supposed to give a sense of escapism to the viewers, to somewhat take us into the life that is not real. For example: HANNAH MONTANA - Of course if you just put on a wig people will still know it's you, but this is for the purpose of entertainment people. THAT'S SO RAVEN - She can't really see into the future, but who cares she's foolish and makes me giggle. THE SUITE LIFE - Awesome show\! That is so bias but I don't care. It is funny and has some very very nice eye-candy. PHINEAS AND FERB - The stuff they do is not actually possible, but get over it\! Etc, etc

Person 1: Do you watch Disney Channel? Person 2: Yeah sometimes Person 1: Those shows are unrealistic Person 2: Get over it. I like it and you don't have to.

44. (Disney Channel) (17↑, 156↓)
The Disney Channel is a good channel for a step away from crime and violence. A bit unrealistic, but rather innovative with futuristic shows, psychic children, and living in hotels. Aimed at middle and high school ages. Cartoons early in the morning is of course for the younger kids. It appears to also be popular among women in their 20's and seem to relate to men, (or at least appear nicer to men) who also watch the channel or are versed in Disney. It makes them feel that that particular man is not an idot and can relate to innocence. (Kind at heart kind of stuff)

You watch the Disney Channel? Why yes, I do Really, I wouldn't have guessed that about you? Why not? I thought you were a jerk.

45. (Disney Channel) (68↑, 267↓)
Disney Channel is a 24-hour general entertainment television network in the United States that taps into the world of children through original series and movies, plus contemporary acquired programming. It is marketed to mostly young children. Currently available on basic cable and satellite, Disney Channel is part of Disney-ABC Cable Networks Group, a division of The Walt Disney Company. The network is based in Burbank, California, a short distance from Disney's headquarters. Disney Channel is slated to begin broadcasting in High-definition starting in early 2008.

Girl 1: "Do you like Disney Channel??" Girl 2: "Yes the shows r great & positive." Girl 1: "Kewl, me too"

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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